Wednesday, May 18, 2005

Sophie's Choice

For right-wing crapweasels, the Newsweek story must have presented an excruciating Sophie's Choice:

Which do I hate more: those evil Muslims, or the American media?

Perhaps not surprisingly, the Fox-News-drunk crapweasels chose the media. Newsweek was "Traitor of the Week," and its staff should be fired and then shot, and the building dynamited, burned down and then razed. Dan Rather's face hovered before them, like the Emperor's hologram in "Star Wars." The bloodlust was so thick that they didn't take the time to fantasize about what should happen to the towelheaded rioters, who made such a fuss over a book.