Bringing "Democracy" to the Middle East:
A Play in One Act
NEOCON: That hornet's nest is interfering with my enjoyment of our tree. Let's poke it and get all those hornets out.
LIBERAL A: What, are you crazy?
NEOCON: No, it's a great plan. I have my hornet-poking stick, and it's still got a few good pokes left in it. Here goes!
[swarm of hornets emerge, stinging both NEOCON and LIBERAL A]
NEOCON: Damn you, Liberal A! You didn't help me poke! This is all your fault.
[THE WORLD EXPLODES]