"What about shoes? Is it okay if she wears shoes?"UPDATE: But then again, there's this, from the "You would hope it's humor but it's probably not" category:
-Free Republic commenter on a Forbes story titled "Don't Marry Career Women," the content of which should be self-evident
"Look, I don't mind products made by Chinese slave labor, but I'll be damned if I'll shop at a place that cozies up to gays."
-Comment on a story about Wal-Mart making deals with the National Gay and Lesbian Chamber of Commerce