Thursday, February 03, 2005

Fun with Fox "News"

So I'm watching Fox "News" the other night. And they break in with a field report on the Pope's illness. There's the field reporter, clearly standing out in front of the Rome hospital where the leader of millions of Catholics around the world is gravely ill inside.

And he ends up his piece with the line, "So there are a lot of reporters out here on a *very cold night.*"

Yeah. It's all about you, Bunky.

Then, they were teasing an interview with Katherine Jackson, mother of Jacko, currently on trial for child molestation. So they show a clip of an ultra-coiffed blonde interviewer, who leans into the camera conspiratorily and intones, "How. much. do. you.... love. your. son.?!"

Fox "News" should be shut down on humanitarian grounds. As Mrs. Lovejoy would say, "Won't someone think of the children?!"

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