Thursday, August 04, 2005

Just leave

One of the most common witticisms uttered by the crapweasel right wing against people who protested Bush's war in Iraq was, "Hey commie - if you don't like it here, why don't you just go to Iraq!"

Here's my take on that idea:

Hey Michelle Malkin - you want to live in a country where immigrants are imprisoned? Better find somewhere else to live.

Hey Rick Santorum - want to live somewhere where gay people's lives are against the law? Get the hell out of my country.

Hey La Shawn Barber and Rush Limbaugh - you want to live in a country where torture is state-sponsored? Grab your passport, and don't let the door hit you in the ass.

Hey Bill O'Reilly - want religion taught in public school science classes? Find a country more to your liking, please. Lots to choose from out there.

Hey Dean Esmay and Connie du Toit - think dissent is treason? Just leave.

Just leave. Because with these profoundly un-American ideals, you don't belong here.

UPDATE: A special shout-out to the utterly loathsome Kim du Toit, who wants to hang and/or shoot anyone to the left of Tom Tancredo. Kim, please haul your gun-obsessed ass to the border ASAP. You're not welcome here.

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