Rush Limbaugh, after calling an alleged rape victim a 'ho', said this by way of apology:
"I regret that you heard me say it."
Yes, Rush, we all regret every day that you don't keep most of your thoughts to yourself. Work on that and get back to us, OK? Thanks.
BONUS STUPID RIGHT-WING COMMENT:
As part of his remarks today announcing his resignation from Congress (yay!) Tom DeLay said that Democrats are "drunk with power."