So did you hear the one about the guy who is charged with $5,000 in retail fraud at Target? The guy who would buy items, then return to the store with the receipt, grab an identical item from the shelf, and then demand a refund for the item he didn't purchase?
As Paul Harvey would say.....and that man was Claude Allen, President Bush's former top domestic policy advisor and nominee to the U.S. Court of Appeals. Great way to restore honor and credibility to the Oval Office. Bravo. Next stop, smashing kittens with hammers! Tonight on FOX!
Everything these guys touch is turning to crap. And it couldn't happen to a more deserving bunch.