Saturday, January 28, 2006

Conservative humor update

"We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee," [Ann] Coulter said. "That's just a joke, for you in the media."
And when Bill O'Reilly called for terrorists to bomb San Francisco, that was a joke too. I guess conservatives can say whatever insane, vile things they want, as long as they chuckle with that creepy GWB chuckle and say, "Just a joke, folks. When I said I wanted you dead, hey, that was just a joke! Don't you have a sense of humor, you fascist?"

The word "fuckers" is losing its effectiveness when describing these people, sort of like an antibiotic that's been overwhelmed by a new strain of ebola. I need a new word.

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