1991: Anita Hill is a bitch. Therefore, Clarence Thomas should be confirmed to sit on the U.S. Supreme Court.
2006: Ted Kennedy made Sam Alito's wife cry. Therefore, Alito should be confirmed to sit on the U.S. Supreme Court.
It doesn't take Nostradamus to predict that the second will come true, just as the first did.
We are a bunch of stupid, stupid little bitches in this country. And we deserve everything that's coming to us.