Their brains hurt

It must be agony for hard-line conservatives to watch Fred Phelps and his "church" these days. The cognitive dissonance must be excruciating. After all, "God Hates Fags" = GOOD, but demonstrating at Iraq war soldiers' funerals = BAD. The pain! The pain!

"It is a shame when the overboard Homosexuals look less offensive than the so-called religious People."
"I bet some of Phelps gang are closet fags themselves."
"Unfortunately what I hate is the fact that I also think homosexuals are an abomination and these monkeys make people with real convictions Biblically grounded look like idiots."

-random Free Republic mouth-breathers