Thursday, January 12, 2006

Conservative logic

1991: Anita Hill is a bitch. Therefore, Clarence Thomas should be confirmed to sit on the U.S. Supreme Court.

2006: Ted Kennedy made Sam Alito's wife cry. Therefore, Alito should be confirmed to sit on the U.S. Supreme Court.

It doesn't take Nostradamus to predict that the second will come true, just as the first did.

We are a bunch of stupid, stupid little bitches in this country. And we deserve everything that's coming to us.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I think the dolphins have already left. Should we put paper bags on our heads and lay down or something?

Thomas More said...

I think so! :-) Thanks for the smile on a grey day, Anonymous.