How come we never hear any good news about hunting accidents?
(Just for the record: the man Cheney shot was *not* Scooter Libby. And to be fair, he probably shouldn't have been wearing that novelty quail costume.)
UPDATE: I find the sentence "Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face" to be strangely invigorating.
UPDATE II: In response to leads like this from the Washington Post:
"Vice President Cheney accidentally sprayed a companion with birdshot while hunting quail on a private Texas ranch."Atrios has an object lesson.